One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

No one actually reads the bible, they just tell you what they think it says.

You'll eventually be replaced by someone younger and better, but work really hard and they'll let you be a janitor and live in the basement.

To be fair, there isn't a Lexington Redcoats.

"I didn't recognize you, Mr. Wilfork. I'm much shorter than I imagined."

I can see why he was confused.

Mirror image?

Oh sure, this is acceptable to post on your site.

I like the photographer rolling away like the beer is lava.

Follow that up with a four putt and you have a typical hole for me.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Tony Gwynn disagrees with you.

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"

I can't get the picture of a Van Damme-skilled rhino out of my head.

This sounds like it came directly from a children's book written to justify apartheid to kids in the 1970s.

It amazes me that this kind of stuff keeps happening to pro athletes. They are multi-millionaires easily have the resources to avoid these kinds of unfortunate situations. I mean, really, bowling???

is that florida? It's a MIRACLE!

ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.