+1 gym rat

Did you watch the 2 school buses drive by in the video?

Atheists

0:06 - Woman taking a head first slide down 4 rows? Seems like she may have been in a bad spot at a bad time.

Edit: I’m an idiot. This was a story about a person being cool, not uncool.

There was more to this battle. This relocation was also a negotiating tool against Boeing’s unions. Seattle was union, SC would have been open shop.

I’m pretty sure they staple 2 bags of blow to your student ID when you enroll there.

You call that castling?! Come on! Why don’t you just give him the king?! Giveit to him!

My dad 75% would’ve left my mom for Mark Grace

Out of curiosity, what do you cook with the Dutch overn 4 times a week? My only experience with Dutch ovens is scout camp cooking and was always more work that it was worth.

You must have left early. Board Member 3 adjourned with “Those guys are fags”

If you think the Berkeley stadium is a seismic marvel...dig deeper into the Rams new stadium (pun fully intended).

The dads, like me in their late 30s to 40s, know exactly what it’s from (usually hear a “Melon!” from the crowd). The kids...no idea what it’s from, they just like the farting noises.

No way! The Triple Lindy prep where I make fart noises with my armpit and test the wind with my thumb kills it with the dads and kids at the neighborhood pool. I suggest you try it sometime.

“ because Bruce and Julian decided to get hitched”

I’m with you, really. I’m not being snarky here. But this is the full sentence: “While there is no cure for lead poisoning, Dr. Hanna-Attisha noted three factors that can help mitigate exposure—eating foods high in calcium, iron, and vitamin C; getting physical exercise; and mindfulness”

I’m with the good doctor until about right here: “; and mindfulness”

2001 8th out of 12 teams

When was your last drink, sir?

I sort of agree with Dave here. I’m thinking “Maybe you’ve had enough tonight?” to John Belushi...