6) Hit by a bus

+1 Camaro

“ forced sport activities” Can you elaborate on these? The school mandates extra-curricular sports?

Easy Spirit 30

Yale doesn’t have sports scholarships, but they do give out ‘merit aid’, which shockingly goes to a lot of athletes. You’d be amazed at the career paths of Ivy League athletes. The big banks and consulting firms love them.

Probably investment banking or management consulting...and making more money in 5 years than I’ll see in 30.

It’s also common in Baltimore...

Don’t be stupid. Everybody knows that HELOCs are for jet-skis.

Don’t forget the almonds...and the almonds

The original that I saw on Facebook was to Seeing Red. It was better than this

Umm....#24?

Say what?

I lived through Sean Salisbury, Craig Whelihan, Moses Moreno, and the Ryan Fucking Leaf eras of the team

Welcome to Deadspin, Coach Tomsula!

Again, I have to stress that this was a high-end 7-Eleven complete with an automatic sliding glass door and nary a pube stuck to the Hot Pocket display case.

The honeymoon suite, brought to you by Croatia.

“mentioned a lewd sexual act that I had done with another man in front of a group of friends watching the AMAs, after which I kicked everyone out, smacked him, and he threw a glass of red wine on me,

Does anyone know if Nathan Lane does scholarly research? Just asking for a friend.

Was going to write the same thing. Serious red flags.

This teacher, who we’ll call Rita, would play the French horn for her students