Subtle booger eater:

You just proved that Jesus Christ CAN hit a curveball...

Kurt Bevacqua

Just because the tournament is in Salisbury doesn’t mean these guys didn’t bring the family and dog from Glen Burnie.

Even money that both of these guys wear black Ray Lewis jerseys to the grocery store on Sundays...their wives probably have pink Flacco jerseys which they wear to work on Fridays.

I could give you a list of probably 15 towns surrounding Baltimore where this could happen on any given night. The accents give it away. They probably worked things out over a 22 oz beer at the Greene Turtle after the games...

After the fight, they both packed their pop-up tents into their raised jeep wranglers, went home for a beer, and then went out on their wave runners (which are still being paid off).

I agree with you, but I just don’t see a lot of blocked doorways in the video.

No way...dancing woman was there first. If you want a direct route at Disneyland, you better get there at 2 AM.

I think you can have both, as long as what you’re doing or who you are doesn’t hurt/inconvenience/affect others.

Balance bikes are awesome. My kids only needed training wheels for about 5 minutes after transitioning from the balance bike to the real bike. I would suggest trying something similar on a regular bike for adults.

Frankly, we overuse the anthem at sporting events. It should be reserved for playoff games and All-Star games, not for random Hawks/Raptors games in the middle of winter. We shouldn’t be running the Anthem into the ground to the point where it become ambient noise while you eat mozzarella sticks.

I spend a lot of time at the pool with the kids on weekends. It’s nice to crack a beer in the afternoon and keep going through the evening. I just like sipping on something, and I lack the willpower to switch between beer and water. If I sipped ~8% IPAs all the way to dinner I would be facedown in the baby pool. So,…

Dudes have nips too...

Easy there...no need to say anything hurtful...

This is how I chose my favorite bars...

Grapefruit spoons (with a serrated edge) are helpful for scraping the gills out.

Stop typing while you’re on belay...

Ahhh, but you missed the first white shirt/khaki guy take a terrible angle at the cart, then follow with a 15 yard unsuccessful pursuit. That guy can stay away from my flag football defensive roster for a while...

So...much...khaki...