Since you brought up Napoleons....Napoleon “The other Admiral” McCallum

Bo Jackson

I’ll +1 Lightning Bolt.

Bro, does your box have wi-fi?

Nice catch. The double pump high five action makes it even sweeter.

I propose 2 Freddie Rumsens:

Tiny Teal Toyota T-boned by Taco?

6. Being in car while being hit by a skateboarding taco.

does it come in cans? That is the first test of a pool beer

I do the same. My response is "do you see an apple tree growing out of my mouth? Then mind your own business…"

This deserves the +10 star button.

Sometimes journalistic discretion is your friend

I have a weird generational thing handed down from my dad. WE ALWAYS HAD BANANAS WITH TACOS. If you wanted a taco, you had a banana. It was because he was a part of a large family and I guess that's how large families went: "You're hungry? Here's a taco? And a banana! Now get out of my way while I change your…

-1 Neon Headband

Thank you for this. I have now found the most important reason for owning a tablet. This is beautiful work.

-1 for the image that is now burnt into my brain. Besides alcohol, is there any sort of mind-bleach that I can use?

+1 Carrot

It was a joke...

Real commuters take trains and buses.

Hey man, I think I'll listen to this podcast while eating my lunch at my desk in my cubicle. That's way better than reading silently.