I’m just grossed out that you are eating a medium rare burger. Unless you are grinding the meat yourself, that is just asking for trouble.

whattaburger makes the best fast food burger and their default is no cheese. you want cheese, you have to request.

I disagree with your content but appreciate your passion.

This is so wrong that I’m just not going to give you the argument you crave, Claire. Walking away now.

If I want a thin burger, I’ll go to McDonalds or Burger King. If I’m making it myself, that burger is going to be so thick that it will resemble a tuna-can.

You are dead to me.

This is a terrible take, a good, medium cooked, thick burger will always triumph over some skinny patty

6oz is the proper burger size unless you are making a patty melt. Patty Melt I can see being a thin burger as they use a nice sourdough bread with onions and cheese.

No.

The helpful advice is:
“federally backed” (twice)

Jesus right!? Even more so. 

It’s also notable that pretty much all the arguments for Trump having committed treason could also apply to Obama negotiating the Iran deal.

This is nuts; there is a constitutional process for this kind of stuff and there seems to be an epidemic of people thinking they are important enough to call into question the prerogative of this president to perform his elected office.

I get calls constantly about how I need to act fast to renew my car warranty before it expires. I drive a 1989 Volvo. It’s warranty likely expired before the caller was born.

That’s a tough dog pirate.

That’s because Horton is not Sydney’s toy. Horton is Sydney’s pal.

This is Sydney with her best friend Horton. Sydney has killed nearly every toy that she has ever gotten her teeth into. She will happily kill our other dog’s toys as well. For some unknown reason, Horton has lasted about five years now.

Need to have an air horn nearby for those occasions. 

My wife answers all calls and it annoys me because she complains about SPAM all the time. Her reasoning is what if it’s a family member or friend that has had a car accident and it’s their last call before they die. She’s afraid to not be there for her family and friends for an emergency.

The Do Not Call registry is a joke, a total waste of taxpayers money.
It does nothing, absolutely NOTHING, and the calls keep coming. I’m plagued by, among others, this guy who insists I called him about my student loan debt and he’s just returning the call.
I have no student loan debt.