Yeah, that is definitely Ashley’s polaroid dress. This is Edmund’s Hallmark card wedding dress.

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

There’s a lot of acceptable space between “drop everything & respond” and “don’t respond for a week, refuse any suggestions for improvements, & claim the victims brought this on themselves.”

This is a hilarious, hilariously dumb take that I unfortunately knew would be down here somewhere.

Yep, that’s it. Nothin to see here, guys. Just a buncha sensitive, thin-skinned black people (7% of all students on campus) being treated like shit by others on campus routinely. The mob (7% of all students on campus assuming all black people were actively protesting) won again. Hopefully, Trump will give you your…

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

Sure it’s not a victory over racism, but it’s literally impossible to do any one thing that has that result. Making sure the people in charge care and make it a priority to have a non-racist campus is an important prerequisite to getting practical measures in place.

The pizza dough is more delicious than anywhere else because the water is made of corpses.

There’s not one of those on the posted email, and those aren’t legally binding, anyway. http://lifehacker.com/5790930/discla…

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

I had to share this with someone. My BFF was talking about the interview today. First, she called Leah “Some crazy lady” I said “You mean Leah Remini who’s been an actress forever, King of Queens etc? And, before we continue this conversation are you actually going to take a pro-Scientology stance because we can just…

I’m pretty sure if she outright apologized, they’d sue her like crazy and threaten her custody arrangement. It was about as close to an apology as one can expect, when the person in question is the primary caregiver to the child of a man who is Scientology’s public face. Think about how Kidman never got to see her…

I always thought Leah Remini seemed like an awesome person. Not gonna lie....it disappointed me when I found out she was a nutjob Scientologist. I’m glad she was able to get out.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

Honey, I'm a feminist lady-girl. I do 90% of my pro bono work on VAWA. I know sexual violence, this isn't it. Asking you to prove your fucking point isn't chucking a rock.

No, if you actually understood my analogy, you would know that I am not saying that electricity is comprable to sexual assault, but rather your concept of how things become gendered would apply equally to sexual assault and electricity. Not so.