Chloe should have found out the secret by the middle of the first season. This show did nothing but spin it’s wheels for sooo long. If someone is tuning in to this show they aren’t doing it to watch a boring procedural with just a bit of the supernatural. It was an exercise in testing your patience

It’s pretty amazing how Dan started off as a corrupt cop, and now we’re left aching in sadness for how unfair it is that he loses Charlotte after the courage it took him to go to her last week. Good work all around by the writers and Kevin Alejandro.

I totally don’t get what Pierce is up to. For the entire season he’s been desperate to get rid of his mark, but now that it’s gone all he wants is to get it back. And why does he want to screw with Lucifer so badly? His actions don’t make any goddamn sense (no pun intended). 

I’m waiting to show my kids Die Hard as God intended, as a celebration of the arrival of the baby Jesus.

See, I don’t even think of Infinity War as dark or gritty. Not to be silly, but visually it’s not particularly dark at all: even the actually dark scenes (Vormir, the Edinburgh fight, Nidavellir) are fairly brightly lit and colorful, and the daytime scenes look practically straight out of a comic book.

*cough*Coulson*cough* (On the movie side, he’s still dead.)

Doom is a solid popcorn flick. It’s never going to be high art, but it’s a fun turn your brain off action film and the whole “Doom” segment is pretty faithful to the game

Sometimes you just have to embrace dumb movies

It’s not so much that there’s too many character but more that none of them serve any real goal or purpose. An unfortunate number of them literally just stand around, make quips. and get tossed away.

It’s a movie that’s basically pointless to review. We’re all gonna see it because of course we are. 

This is being released as a stand alone film, so it has to be judged as a stand alone film.

I recognize the Avengers movies exactly as they are described here: overstuffed, numbing, free of stakes. I know most people love them, and I think that’s peachy. But it’s not like this review is some bonkers left-field critique.

This review pretty much confirms the reasons why I haven’t been particularly excited for this. I feared it would just be a smudgy cgi superhero equivalent of a trippy 1960's liquid light show, and that sort of seems to be the case.

So trivial as having personal emotional stakes other than “If you don’t, we’ll all die”? Trivial as “the action scenes are kind of numbing and blah with just too much CGI”? Your comment sounds like a Pitchfork review in that it shits on something without explaining why. I like how you’re shitting on a well-supported…

Great! That doesn’t mean it works to the film’s benefit.

Just like most comic book event crossovers, there just seems to be too much going on here for me to manage to care about it all that much.

As weird as it sounds, Infinity War is the Marvel movie released in 2018 that I’ve been least excited about.

That’s right. I’m more interested in watching Paul Rudd and Evangeline…

with my tongue as firmly in cheek as is Sean O’Neal’s* may i opine that a) the American pronunciation of any given word is a fine opinion, surely, but only an opinion, one that is valued or trivialized by the rest of your grammatical street cred— and may i say, in the US, you folk have a rat-c*nt’s worth of…

I watched Baby Driver and... how can I put this? It was not for me. The driving scenes were good, mind you.

Congratulations to Trump’s new appointee for the head of the Office of Global Women’s Issues!

I live in LA. I know several people who are working actors, all of whom are more or less as normal as my other friends. I know people who moved out here to become actors, failed, but stayed in the city and did other things with their lives. I even know a couple people who were once child actors, who have since moved…

Everytime I read about this I just get upset. How you going to be one of the two talented people on that show and throw away all of that over a sex cult. Girl what? Who raised you? What are you doing?