Zuck’s gonna ask Vin Diesel to play D&D with him

I have two small dogs.

The people I keep chained in my basement sort of look at me like that when I bring them food.

Apparently, the Australian accent had its roots in...well, being drunk.

Correct. 9:36 here. Woke up six minutes ago. Already hammered.

That implies Australians can be sober.

Back when I was a teenager: I had a pig ( a very large one, who I couldn’t push off ) clamp down on my calf while I was cleaning their enclosure. I had to hit it in the head with my shovel to get it to let go and even then, he only barely reacted aside from letting me go.

I imagine that every animate object in this video was probably drunk.

Holy shit that guy is...hot just fucking hot. Look at all that god damn hair!! And he’s a pilot! And cares about fucking kittens!! Some people just fucking hit the gene pool lottery. Man crush.

Kitty is adorable.   Lt. Nick Grimmer is even more adorable!

LOOK AT HIS FACE

*sigh* I dunno, the first film felt kinda like lightning in a bottle, and now they know they’ve got a hit on their hands is it really going to have that same excitement that the first film ha- OK NEVER MIND THREE TICKETS PLEASE NO I’M NOT GOING WITH ANYONE I JUST LIKE TO HAVE SPACE AROUND ME

“She just told everyone your deepest darkest secrets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!......

Me during the entire trailer:

It wasnt cute, hes not cute and I wish people would stop glorifying him and his drug use. Just because he sings in falsetto doesn’t mean he sings well. Goddamn, I wish for the old days of r&b singers not this blow and skinny models typa shit.

Just a quick reminder of their refreshingly sane tenets (from the membership page- only $25! I know what I’m getting my friends for Xmas now):

God bless the Satanists.

Give these guys peace and prosperity for a decade or two and the muslim middle east will rise out of the religious shackled squalor and societal issues just like Christian cultures did from the dark ages and beyond. In fact, it might even be faster because of the present day and age technology and communications.

That prince there, that Saudi Abuzazzy... great people those Saudis. I had a chat with him. He’s a good guy, tremendous leader. I remember I said “Zazzy, it would be huuuge if you let women drive in your country. Just think about how much easier it would be for them to make dinner if they can do the shopping,…

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?