Idk what it is about some people, but they see a women running in heels in a movie and instead of thinking , “Damn, that women is a total badass. She is hauling in those heels.”. They think ,”WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE DIRECTORS THEY F**CKING HATE WOMEN!”. And somehow the latter seen as progressive instead of completely…

Yeah, I’ve never understood this controversy. The park exploded with dinosaurs in seconds and people were running for their lives. She wore heels to work, which many women do. Does she have a locker at work with sneakers in it? I don’t. Maybe she has a gym bag in her car. Just give her 30 minutes to get out to the…

Yuh, this. If you’re treating it as ‘real life’, currently a lot of female executives do choose to wear heels. And while it’s optional and sometimes if you know it’s gonna be a busy day you may opt for flats, you still may wear heels. Especially if you caught wind that your boss, the CEO, is showing up.

Jesus. H. The character of Claire was the female COE of the Jurassic World facility. The entire film takes place in one day, which starts with Claire making a multi-million dollar sales pitch to other CEOs of companies like Verizon. The fact that she work heels is accurate for a female business professional.

Jurassic World basically ended like it was written by 8 year old me, but sure lets keep bitching about her shoes.

Jurassic World was a meta-as-heck film about the complex relationship between a film franchise and its audience. So I’m not surprised that Jurassic World 2 (or whatever its final name will be) is continuing to portray that complex relationship by making fun of the silliest complaint against Jurassic World.

Look at him. It totally is.

The baby is actually John Rhyse-Davies’s.

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See Also: The socially-oblivious (but usually well-meaning) dipshits who beg you to check out this totally hilarious Youtube video then stare blankly at you waiting for you to laugh.

Much worse: Introducing your friend to your favorite comedy.

Clearly you lack the courage to wear bright yellow silk! Away from me, coward!

ONLY THE FIERCEST ARMIES WEAR PRIMARY COLORS!

Most likely... to... RE-GIFT!?!?!?

This is my not surprised face 😐

In other news, man accused of sexual assault claims he didn’t engage in sexual assault.

Came for this. No disappointment.

I knew it would probably be bad but wow. That kinda just ruined what little enjoyment of the books I still had. I mean its her books so her right but just, aliens?! It just seems so... hackish.

Just fantastic! Really awesome! This is exactly the kind of smart twist that can really work wonders for and totally reinvigorate a fran...