Look at him. It totally is.

The baby is actually John Rhyse-Davies’s.

And!

See Also: The socially-oblivious (but usually well-meaning) dipshits who beg you to check out this totally hilarious Youtube video then stare blankly at you waiting for you to laugh.

Much worse: Introducing your friend to your favorite comedy.

This is my not surprised face 😐

In other news, man accused of sexual assault claims he didn’t engage in sexual assault.

Salaam, little one. We should have protected you. I’m sorry we let you down.

Aww hell, I woke up in this world again.

I should also point out that in the acknowledgments, she dedicates this book to Melissa Mathison, Ford’s second wife.

I, too, am pregnant, and while not American, will obviously be continuing my nightly tradition of doing the same, regardless of holiday or foodstuff. You, comrade, are a paragon of decorum for eating over the sink. I have just been kneeling, vacant-eyed, bathed in the cold glow of the open refrigerator door light as…

Okay, you’ve officially won the “Best Namer of Cats on the Internet 2016" award.

She’s doing better. She’s actually starting to bully her sister Stormeggdon the Dark Lord of All. And I’m starting to let her go naked when I’m home. So, be happy for Lady Gaga the cat!

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

Dude give her a break, she was 22 years old in 2008. Just because you study something, just because you hear other people’s stories DOES NOT mean you will feel like those stories will apply to you one day. Maybe back then she really wanted fame. Maybe she doesn’t now because she’s literally almost an entire decade…

What a tired, unoriginal, completely banal take on someone’s feelings about how their life has turned out.

Look here, now. Lady MaGoo has been sacrificing herself for our entertainment for years. Let’s cut her some slack.

The cool thing to do around here is hate on Gaga. I’m so over it.

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

I’m not understanding the reason for the snark here?!?!