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If there is a God, there would be a video of Madonna and Prince arguing over footwear. That is all I want for Christmas.

It’s actually a secret preview for Episode 8, where Lando saunters in and mops the floor with the First Order in about 15 minutes.

Dentists pertain in every way to this question.

This was obviously done on purpose. Everyone knows you can’t stop the sexy.

Somewhere within the gilded bowels of Trump Tower, there’s a vault. And inside that vault, there’s a tarnished antique oil lamp, sitting on a monogrammed pillow. And beyond all comprehension, a being dwells within the lamp. This being, a djinn, is perplexed. This “master” isn’t much different from the other ones; he…

“F.A.B!.”

Thunderbirds are go!

“HIT BOTTOM?!”

I’m not sure this one is the real TF. It just doesn’t feel right. Too desperate, too transparent, too scattershot. TF was usually more convincing when he tried the parrot tactic. This guy doesn’t seem to understand his target as well. And TF knew he never had a chance on Deadspin, but this one’s been trying hard…

YOURE TOMATO.

Holy shit that guy is...hot just fucking hot. Look at all that god damn hair!! And he’s a pilot! And cares about fucking kittens!! Some people just fucking hit the gene pool lottery. Man crush.

Kitty is adorable.   Lt. Nick Grimmer is even more adorable!

It wasnt cute, hes not cute and I wish people would stop glorifying him and his drug use. Just because he sings in falsetto doesn’t mean he sings well. Goddamn, I wish for the old days of r&b singers not this blow and skinny models typa shit.

Just a quick reminder of their refreshingly sane tenets (from the membership page- only $25! I know what I’m getting my friends for Xmas now):

God bless the Satanists.

Give these guys peace and prosperity for a decade or two and the muslim middle east will rise out of the religious shackled squalor and societal issues just like Christian cultures did from the dark ages and beyond. In fact, it might even be faster because of the present day and age technology and communications.

That prince there, that Saudi Abuzazzy... great people those Saudis. I had a chat with him. He’s a good guy, tremendous leader. I remember I said “Zazzy, it would be huuuge if you let women drive in your country. Just think about how much easier it would be for them to make dinner if they can do the shopping,…

A racy statement by the prince, and a real shift of gears from their traditions in SA. Would be a real transmission from current laws.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?