But can we talk about that performance by Green Day? I get the feeling that many of the people who watch vapidity like the AMA’s are also of the comfortable middle class set that put several white supremacists in the white house. It’s beyond important that artists keep reminding these folks exactly what they did and…

I think Kanye had outKanyed Kanye and he Kanyen’t Kanye harder than he already has.

Kanye is Kanyeing harder than Kanye has ever Kanyed before

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

my mighty morphin heart. Congrats.

Me after work and after I approach the bed.

I am pretty sure the Asian people who are actually annoyed by the GITS casting are Asian American. One of the big problems with whitewashing (we can get into a debate about whether GITS is whitewashing somewhere else) is that there are plenty of qualified Asian American actors who would be great in the roles but the…

Hmm.

When I was 20 I hooked up with my 32-year-old boss and he would say the shit like that to me. And “you need a wash before I’ll touch you,” “we can’t have in public with those teeth,” and “what size are you?” A three. “At your height, you should really be a double zero.”

Do we have to always say “fucked”? Is that obligatory now?

Dude. DUDE. Mark Hamill was my legit hardcore crush all the way through high school (this was in the 90s, after the VHS release). Then after a while I realized that at that point in time, he was old enough to be my dad, and my girlboner died.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

*hic* DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Don’t drunkenly try to pet raccoons, it doesn’t end well.

close enough?

That’s why we say a pair of trousers/pants, because they used to be two separate pieces. In German they were called Beinlinge, which literally translates to leggings I just realized. I either just made a very profound observation or the medication for my ear infection is leaking into my brain.

Not enough!

While we forced Germany to remember what fascism means, we allowed ourselves to forget with a pat on the back.