don’t you have some video game to play?

Well Cooper appears to have just died, which will hurt his trade value.

That Vanderbilt player got hit so hard he’s going to have to transfer to Florida to pass any of his classes.

Hard fought title.

he wound up hooking up with the beer tosser

The NFL added; “Had his name not have been spelled so dumbly, we might have waited longer.”

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Franklin’s explanation sounds refreshingly straight forward. Here’s hoping both teams fall into the ocean. 

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Sleep Forest, amirite?

Sciba? Sciba? Dude, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. 

Did you write this comment about Tyrod Taylor?

THIS Conor McGregor would’ve beaten Mayweather....

I picture him walking into the press conference with a plate of crab legs in one hand and a beautiful woman on the other arm. Eats the crab leg... “Didn’t have to steal these.” Looks at the woman... “Didn’t have to r...”

Needless sensationalism. Zane Gonzalez also walked away from his NFL career at halftime today, but you don’t see anybody making a big deal out of it.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Death to Boomers.

That’s almost as long as the final two minutes of a close playoff basketball game.

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

“I don’t understand why these players aren’t simply retracting their heads into their shells before contact to avoid this sort of thing.” - Mitch McConnell