“Should a referee who says the N-word be allowed to call games?”
If you can’t say the fucking word, in a news story ABOUT the word, you already know the answer.  

“Atkinson said he does not regularly use the N-word.”

Didn’t they just hire Harvey Weinstein to run the A/V Department too?

The Mt. Vernon Independent School District is also pleased to announce that Kevin Johnson is its new Superintendent.

It’s the middle of nowhere. Mt. Vernon has a population of 2,662 (as of 2010) and is located in Franklin County, which has a population of 10,605. Shit-For-Brains carried the county with about 85% of the vote.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

I said what I said.

I saw this already on Snapchat. 

Jesus you only have to post like twice a day on the weekends and this is what you choose to go with?

When I worked at restaurants as a young man we called that “bus tub buffet”. You you see some old couple, and they only eat half their dinner and their fries, fried shrimp, catfish filets, hushpuppies, its all just sitting there, so you are real careful to pick their plate up carefully set it on a sturdy surface in…

The people who are always constantly washing their hands always get sick.

Why Your Team Sucks:

Sorry, I only eat hams that are steamed.

No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

That bullet was minding its own business til this kid got involved.

The kid is an honor roll student! Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s up to no good you racist fuck Francesa.

“You know, I’ve been a big fan of the theater for a long time. And for him to come along and do this to Ford’s Theater, is embarrassing. The worst part is that this theater is now a laughing stock and that’s sad.”
Mike Francesa (April 15, 1865)

I was at the game today. And they did a little bio of Trevor Story on the big screen.