I don’t get the complaints. Highly-walkable city with tons to do, cheaper than Seattle and half the price of SF/NYC/DC, huge beer scene, huge outdoor scene, terrific weather with no humidity, weed’s dropped in price by half or more the last few years, deep blue city with enough liberals to dominate the state’s…

If you want to illustrate how a team sucks don’t include photos of Von Miller living the dopest possible life. There’s pictures of Trevor Siemian out there somewhere. 

Yeah, but when I show up to one of my kids’ events and start kicking things, it’s all “what the hell is wrong with you??” and “this is a cafeteria!”

Finally, the trade war with China has helped an American worker.

The Chinese gotta have *someone* to fill the gap left when Blatche inevitably signs on with the Lakers.

Sean McVay remembered three things. Big deal.

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Ironic that now, however briefly, it will now be Melo who will be on a team that doesn’t want him and prefers to keep Jeremy Lin.

+ 1 exploratory triple jab step

Yeah well, I watched all 13 episodes of Luke Cage Season 2 in a row, so my summer’s been pretty impressive too. 

George was absolutely in the right that time.

I seriously thought, “Wait, does he think he’s going to be beaten to death by people with rocks in tube socks?”

+1 rock

Grandma takes are the best. My grandma is 96, and while she doesn’t watch basketball, she has baseball takes galore. For her 90th birthday I took her to a game at AT&T Park because she loves the Giants and had never been. All she did was complain that it wasn’t as nice as when she used to watch football at Kezar…

Ugh I hope my husband doesn’t read this, he’d leave me for Iris in a fucking instant

Iris’ takes are good and calm and reasonable. Not sure how our society hasn’t fixed that for her yet. Can I mail her some internet?

Get over yourself. He just scored in the biggest game he’ll ever play in. This isn’t American football. You see here in Europe, the players are allowed to have some fun after scoring.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

I’m a Three Lions supporter (English heritage) and I definitely do not have one of those BS posts on my page.