Another HERO! Don’t let these fucks have one peaceful moment!

a frank and well mannered criticism of a public servant by a member of the public, the frothing incivility of the lefty libtards knows no bounds

any mention of him pissing his tactical pants when she confronted him?

If you pay for less than full service, well that's what you're getting.

“Well, I can rule out one explanation, anyway.”

Sometimes they just go off.

Don’t kink shame him

This means that that Mexico can still be eliminated!

The cuckoo clock AND, unlike Italy, a spot in the 2018 World Cup.

Normally a fan of you prodigious ouvre, but duuuuuuuuuuuuude.....

Jesus Christ. In a week I went from completely forgetting Winslow exists, to thinking “haha breaking and entering a mobile home park” to “he’s a literal monster”.

They should also have been held responsible for removing the concrete ring and fixing the playing surface. The Chargers and the taxpayers of St. Louis will thank them in a few years.

Deeply internalized self-hatred consumes every fiber of my being.

throw the Christian to the Lions

Stop trying to make ‘True Ass-Brain’ happen. It’s not going to happen.

Finally? Lol, someone’s never been to the Dover TGI Friday’s. Ever had REAL Delaware jalapeño poppers?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“You told me New Yorkers loved me! They’re booing me like they think I’m Ivanka! I can’t get up and leave, Donald. My diaper’s leaking like a White House staffer!”

- Stormy Daniels

You’ll never be an NFL coach with that ego-less, well-reasoned reaction to someone misspelling your name.