Three decades later, and another drunken Hazelwood sinks his own ship.

Jamal Murray out here letting everyone know that his Canadian heritage does not define him.

I still enjoy Lonzo Ball being butt because I am petty and simple minded.

“Could you guys, uh, show us an example of something, umm, that, you know, we shouldn’t be looking at? Or a few examples, just so we know, you know ...”

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

Ok, show of hands: who would like 3 months a year of paid vacation? President Smallhands von Part-timer seems to think this is just fine.

Pretty sure that being a racist butthurt moron is a primary hiring requirement at Fox News.

me too but also fuck you

It’s either this or Luck’s shoulder is fucked. Or both.

“Share this to EVERY SISTER.”

Well, I mean they all have wives and daughters...fart sound.

I’ll pay the postage.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

Good on you Mattie! Sometimes, the professionalism displayed in the courts by these girls hides the true feelings they have. Dropping that F bomb on national TV in front of this piece of shit is exactly what should have been said. God willing he pulls an aaron hernandez quickly so we don’t have to pay for his meals.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

Damn, this quarterback that Saban got really seems to do it all

I have it from a reliable source that people in Philly call Foles “Nicky Six”.