Meanwhile Enes Kanter would have been better off in that Turkish prison after all.

I give Miller a ton of credit for his post game handling of it all. If you had only seen him and not the play, you might have thought he dove at Taylor’s knees, got up drove him head first into the ground 5 seconds after Taylor threw the ball.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Have you seen the President they’re responding to? Who exactly should be setting the level of discourse here?

You’re on Deadspin, motto: “Bears, Dongs, and Poop.” Don’t be acting all high-minded here.

Then he got down on all fours, lifted his leg, and pretended to pee.

I would say mouth-breathers in Rockford, IL is a dumb, elitest statement because you know they produce this badass state rep who went in on a right wing governor:

Reminds me of when my brother told my dad he “spun” the car going too fast on an offramp. My dad didn’t understand why he wasn’t able to drive it home if it didn’t hit anything, until my brother finally let on that he “spun it *over*.”

“I don’t see why not.”

He fucking sucks.

If you’re implication is that no significant automation took place from 1948 and 1973, you can go ahead and shut everything down and cut out early for the day. Here are a couple of articles about it (after about 5 seconds of googling):

Fuck you.

and Brian Hoyer is still gainfully employed as a starting quarterback.

Somewhere Tom Osborne is shaking his head that this is what has happened to the proud Nebraska program that so many suffered and bled for, usually right before he stashed the gun in his office safe.

Good for Mike Riley and his soon to be borne buyout check. Mazel Tov!

#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.

Really though, I love that he recommends filtering ALL tap water but then recommends ADDING electrolytes to filtered water because it removes all the minerals from your water.
It’s like how I remove the bun from my burger to avoid carbs, but then put the patty between two KFC chicken breasts. It’s all give and take.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.