Looking like he could roll a J isn’t going to help him hit one.

He fucking looks like someone that rides their bike through red lights at busy intersections.

Because Curt Schilling is giving the orders

I guess you never noticed all the pink in October while you were escaping.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

NFL Guidelines on Acceptable Causes for Social Activism:

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Earth itself is nice. The dominant species is garbage, though.

This guy has more honesty and integrity than the president (also, smarter):

Hillary hopes these won’t be the only Wingnuts to celebrate victory only to end up losing much later.

Are you going to gyms solely to set up the AV equipment?

Been lied on a lot over the years

No surprise in the hometown of Feces on the Family.

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Yeah. Bring Hint of Lime Tostitos

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That kid must be a handful in his pre-KKK class.

Re: Chuck Pagano, from a reddit thread.

I’m really surprised at the lack of empathy in the responses to your post. I don’t know how anyone could watch that show and not be pulling for Isaiah. The kid went through the absolute wringer in life as a child (along with his brothers) and then again with an absolute shitheel tyrant of a coach who had the power to…