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“Normally, I am in command of my own body. (...) Every movement is within my control.”

Common mistake here, it’s actually better if you keep floating a bit and wash up on the shores of Ireland.

Well, regardless of this, he is still the kind of person that thinks it’s okay to pull down women’s tops to expose their breasts in public. So, I’m pretty sure that means he’s not a good person.

“In conclusion, the court finds that Commissioner Goodell is within his rights as defined in the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement and that LordSchnitzel74 can eat shit if he thinks he’s going to win the league on the back of Ezekiel Elliot’s running game again.”

WYTS Pats and 1st Jamboroo of the season. Gonna be a good day.

Don’t worry, Josh Rosen. It’s so cold in Cleveland that you’re encouraged to put a hot tub in your living space.

I want the Yankees to file a complaint about NESN next. Not for cheating, but for having the worst accents on TV.

Was their ace on base when they saw the sign?

Dr. Seuss was spot fucking on, wasn’t he.

“Current Craig needs a million dollars to pay back Investor A. Paying back Investor B is a problem for Future Craig.”

As long as they refill his water bottle and keep his bedding fresh, he’ll be perfectly fine.

the real victims are the people who drafted Jay Ajayi, Mike Evans and Jarvis Landry. my thoughts and prayers are with them in these trying times.

Really making your audience do the work on this one

And that’s not all. Sounds like it’s full of mainland lawyers, too.

Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Jacksonville doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle an NFL game

If my options are brave a Category 5 hurricane or go to Jacksonville, then I’m sticking around to see what Irma is made of.

The excuse here—that they would rather give him away for free than give him to a “direct competitor” for a return of marginal value—is somewhat baffling, as the Pirates aren’t competing this year.

The post you are commenting on says that he will be a free agent after this season twice.