I would just like to point out that this picture is the best picture.

Last year was fun. Hardest part of that Michigan game was that they injured Sefo and then we gave up three TD’s on special teams and only lost by 17.

The HR department disagreed with me, but for my money, my former boss calling me a degenerate for watching porn in the office (with headphones, I’d like to point out, so it’s not like anyone else had to listen) was nothing if not abusive behavior.

I never thought I would want to fuck a sandwich. And yet, here we are.

Today’s Cold Pizza is tomorrow’s First Take.

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

The cat will learn to put up with a dog because cats are users and can incorporate anything into their day that provides them such a ready made target for scorn.

Nah. That’s butthole son.

If he keeps getting knocked down and dominated at this rate the South may have to declare him a Confederate war hero.

McIliwane will pursue that roster info like a shark.

Like a dog fresh off the grill bursting with all the fixings, these flattering pants will give you the plump, swollen, yet pleasingly tasteful look and feel you’ve come to expect from the BC Summer Collection.

Wow. Trump supporters seem dumb and desperate. Surprising after they voted so smartly back in November.

“Oh!!”

You know what they say about Pennsylvania: Philly on one side, Pittsburgh on the other with Alabama in between.

The silver lining is that grandma thinks “those fellas in Charlottesville were on to something.”

This doesn’t sound like standard NFC East procedure.

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

Of course he stole the receptionist’s sunglasses.

He has a point. Most of the Browns do play like they’ve never been drafted.

We figured out that an 8 hour flight cross country to show up for a meeting as soon as our uber drops us off at the building is way more comfortable in basketball shorts even if we gotta change in the airport bathroom in san-jose