Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

Marketers are considering abandoning the suggestion that the shoes can make you a better player in favor of a guarantee that the shoes will make you feel like your dad is an insufferable prick.

The fans.

MLB Official: Holy shit, he hit the roof?!?!?! What do we do?

Don’t forget Nike, Under Armor, and Reebok

And considering how they’ve played, Quintana won’t have to change his vacation plans for October 3rd.

Disclosure: Donald Trump has been provided with dirt on Hillary Clinton by the Kremlin, and has had his hair playfully mussed by a celebrity enthusiast. His shitty, racist opinions are his own.

I refer to the video as “why we don’t invite Jr. Griffey to parties.”

...said nobody, ever.

I was hacked by the Cardinals!

Well, it was a catch, so there’s that.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Jake Phelps looks like a slightly hipper, younger version of Gary Busey. And now he has a matching head injury.

will Mark Wahlberg leave Boston Overwatch matches early too?

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.

The case could be made that he wasn’t even top 10 in 2016

Drew, I think you’re confusing a Brew Pub with a straight up Brewery. At the former (e.g. Gordon Biersch) yes they have “fries and chicken tenders and funfetti mozzarella sticks,” but most micro breweries (e.g. places where are the employees are hipsters with crazy beards and tattoos) are full of hipsters and have…

Re: brewery guy who doesn’t want kids around

Just here to say that the Tattered Cover is a great bookstore. Hope you have fun in Denver!

We show up, theres a bachelorette party going on. I’m frightened, I’m scared. I’m avoiding them.