Jeb: Derek, I don’t know where to go from here. How did we get to this place?

smdh woulda thought all that money he made would have been plenty to livan

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I’m a proud Montclair native today. The Communists will surely be abuzz about this one in the bread line (at Whole Foods).

DeRoses are red, DeRozan is blue. Don’t mess with DeMar or he’ll throw the ball at you!

$100 per ticket per game. To see the Marlins.

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team

People who have not paid attention to this baseball season would also pick a picture of the Astros with two players who are not on this year’s team (Castro and Carter)....

It’s the Dad’s fault.....everyone knows you don’t change anything you’re doing, during a no-hitter.

People often confuse the two. Marcus is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound, whereas Markieff is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound.

is this true, or is this afib?

I agree! There is literally, a fifty year old man capable of beating Michael Jordan, one on one just sitting on his butt, unsigned, making shoes for his son while the Roberson chump is making $30 mil! WTF!

I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.

I’m sure the 12 people concerned with Braves/Nats are pissed but aren’t the umps in control of delays? People with brains are watching Rachel Maddow take Trump’s bitch’s out behind the shed right now.

“Did you see who is buying the Marlins?”

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Working at the happy bar is the gayest job there is

I’m surprised anyone could even see it in front of them.

Whereas Billy Haisley is trash who eats corn cobs.