Salt Lake City sucks. Utah as a whole has some nice places, but they’re all like 3-4 hours away (with the exception of Park City and even it is far below Aspen or Vail in quality although the mountains are pretty.) The architecture is blah beyond belief. The best description I’ve heard of Salt Lake is that it looks…

The old joke:

I mean, if Utah can’t even retain their doofus-looking white free agents....

I’ll believe anything coming from a guy who thinks Boston is a state.

This both delights and angers me. What is goalie bro doing? Is that five second head start really that crucial to his hydration regime?

By ‘Boston trying busing’ I assume you mean they were under court order to do it after consistently ignoring a desegregation law passed by the Commonwealth in 1965, forcing a lawsuit by the NAACP in 1972.

Hopefully that fire doesn’t get out of hand. I don’t know how he’d be able to explain the damage to his wives.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Lax Bro TOO Lax, Bro

That dude has clearly not had the absolute shit beaten out of him enough times in his life, yet.

Counter-counterpoint: No it isn’t. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore it. They think it’s a righteous food.

Don’t you have some semen to swallow, Daryl Morey?

+1 for takeblock.

Most Toronto teams are best appreciated in the offseason.

Great story, Luv. I remember we had a Billy at our school, too. He never shredded a Star Spangled Banner for us, though.

In my high school things were pretty simple. You were either categorized as a head (as in pothead) or a jock dick (self-explanatory). And then there were those who dared to walk the fine line between the two classifications. They were known as quasi’s.

You’ve done such a great job that I can’t remember if Drew was in the movie or not.

Cilantro. Cilantro on anything Mexican or Asian. One of the ultimate acquired tastes, but dear God does it elevate.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.