This whole Dustin/Dexter Fowler thing wasn’t working for me anyway. Good riddance.

Dustin Fowler ruptures his patella tendon with one strike to go before his first major league AB - June 29.

Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

You waited until you were married to ask for it? Way to play it safe!

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks…

We’re all watching a predator at work.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

“My phone’s in my back pocket,” [Butler] said.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

I woke up my two month old no less than three different times while I was watching the Cincinnati Chicago match and I’m not even sorry.

The other members of the team felt it was because he went to Duke.

Keep Austin? Weird.

How the fuck is “Jinesh Brahmbhatt” a white-guy name?

And on the defensive side:

You mean people like me, who served in the Army for six years? My metaphorical nuts weren’t hurt. I was and am proud of him.

I mean, he’s from Nebraska. I’d say that’s a lateral move.

Ahman Green: Tough On Grease, and His Kids

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

WTH is it with Portland fans being such dicks all the time? Don’t your beards, craft brews, and single speed bikes help quell the pain of not quite being a real city?