Still not the worst thing to happen at One Arrowhead Drive.

What’s your favorite typo in this Howard Eskin tweet?

“O.K., cool. Do they have Chick-fil-A there?”

The kind who doesn’t realize Jimmy’s never had one?

You need a tag for ‘Kids ruin everything’

Dude catches a goddamn foul ball, and his wife gets to give him shit about it for frickin’ eternity.
There is no former joy from your past life that a baby cannot extinguish.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

Hmm. Are you in a position to arrange for things to be spilled on his seat or his person? How about his car, could you “mistakenly” have it towed? Can you maybe get a camera pointed at him and put him onscreen every time he picks his nose, scratches his Balls, or pulls a goofy face? Are there now or could there be…

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

FTFY

Man, he’s gonna tithe so hard for you Lord.

“I watched every single Blackhawks game, with the exception of a few when I’m in Nebraska for Thanksgiving and Christmas”

The salary bit is so disingenuous. Not only can the Knicks match any offer he receives in 2019-20, but due to all of the protections built into the CBA for star players, the Knicks can offer him so much more money in an extension than any other team that it’s almost insane for him to go anywhere else, which is why we…

People shit on Tebow because he’s a low-skill sanctimonious dick with shit for brains that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit. There, now you know.

I’m still waiting for your punchline.

This would be an excellent way to ensure the timely dying off of a large percentage of GOP voters. I’m down.

My anonymous confession is This: I am white, and I am SO relieved when I am placed with a black or East Asian or really ANY doctor but white.

That’s pretty much got to be the epitome of frank stupidity—you don’t want people who could save your racist, bigoted life to do anything for you....because of the amount of melanin in their skin?! You mean that’s it?! That’s your threshold?? If that’s the case, quit wasting everybody’s fucking time and just stay…

Me hate them.

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…