excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

This plan makes 8 year auto financing seem hyper-conservative.

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

Marshawn needs to go Boost Mode.

“It looks like she’s been living in a cave.”... “Which has nothing to do with the fact that I look like a caveman.”

“Mr. Snyder, this is Tony. I think I have an idea. Yes sir, it will save millions.”

“Oh, you guys were coaches? That’s cool, I love football! What team did you coach for?”

Who else is surprised that, of the two of them, McEnroe is not the one who became the angry, bigoted, old person yelling at kids to get off of his/her lawn?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

I am in my car laughing like a mental case at this.

If I were the judge it’d be excruciating to have to say “Mr. Machine” so many times without visibly rolling my eyes.

Looks like he woke up in his t-shirt and sweats; slapped on his climbing kicks and said “Fuck it, lets go scale 3000 feet straight up with no rope.”

No chance—they learned awhile ago its best to order their own sets of apps

Rob can take some good-natured jabbing about his NFL career, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let someone stand there and badmouth the jalapeno poppers.

All I’m saying is I’m not waiting for Sunday night. I’ve been watching football all day. Why must Ms. Hill sing these untruths about me?

I’m going to guess that Dressed Up For No Reason was a douchey fan for most of the game, standing up at the wrong times, telling people to not yell so loud while he’s on the phone, etc., and Guy Who Sells Bootleg Hats On The BART Bridge had finally fucking had enough. I don’t know what the involvement of Massive Beard…

Paul is 32. Curry is 29. They gotta be born on the same day or something?

Paul is probably the best point guard of his generation, yet he’s never even made the conference finals.

Are all of these ranked way to high?