“It may be dumb and spiteful but that young man knows who’s in charge now.”

That sentence has sold a whole hell of a lot of SF-branded fleece pullovers to tourists over the years.

This family keeps finding new ways to get people to hate them. You gotta respect that.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

I’m sure that is all John Clayton is thinking about.

ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

Creating

“We’re most likely only a few years away from the wonderteen himself, Christian Pulisic, breaking even Pogba’s record when Barcelona sign him from Borussia Dortmund in the near future.”

A self-aware dumb redneck. Capture him and use him for science.

Nobody better tell PETA about how he got the “sensitive, intelligent” catfish skull to fit into the vacuum seal using the SUV.

Trump made the dictionary tap out.

This shit right here is what Twitter was made for.

“I got tickets to the race! Pack up the living room, we’re going!”

Yea, why should one city catch all the breaks?

(fan in front row looking up)

They also are charging him with 1) Stealing Detroit’s Schtick and 2) not being happy to see them, just having a fish in his pants.

If you’re going to sport throwback Cheryl Miller’s hair, you’d better shoot as good as throwback Cheryl Miller.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

I think they used to call it First Take.