I HAVE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME, EXCEPT THE TSA AGENT SAID I WOULDN’T FIT THROUGH THE NUDE SCANNER (OR ELSE THEY JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SEE WHAT I WAS PACKING) SO THEY BROUGHT ME OVER FOR A PAT DOWN. THEY SAID IT WAS OPTIONAL BUT I’M NOT A FUCKING TERRORIST AND I SAID IT WAS A PRIVILEGE TO TAKE PART IN THE SECURITY…

Is it bad that at first this just seemed like a bummer to me until I saw that Liberty benefitted, then it became a horrible outrage that needs to be corrected immediately?

But I’d still have QUESTIONS. Did it hurt? Like... a lot? Did they make his family watch? Is there video? Can I play it on repeat and giggle my fat ass off?

Similarly, if Sean Hannity were murdered, I would find that very interesting. My heart would not be troubled in the least.

hopefully not all of us.

Yeah - because if Kobe was known for anything, it was his self awareness and sense of humor.

Jets fan here. I appreciate your optimism.

“He felt horrible. He did not intend on hurting anybody...which is why he brought it to a Padres game.”

This is the most startling thing about Cabrera... he has 2,549 career hits, an EVERY ONE of his hits have been off intentional pitches. AMAZING!

God, that Kinja’s so smooth.

oh pleas. He’s only famous cause he had that hit with Rob Thomas

“What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear.”

Bitch, that was one photo 15 years ago at a social event. If she’d been giving him the stink eye, you’d find a reason that was wrong too. But, hey, sounds like you did your part to make sure the real rapist got elected, so thanks for the entertainment of the future impeachment trial. You really did your part in…

I had a fun conversation with my GP about my anxiety today and expressed that I thought external factors were contributing. She asked if anything in particular was the problem and I was like .... uh..... Trump???

Q: What has two thumbs, is a graduate of the Harvard Business School, started America’s two longest wars, and still might not be the worst republican President of the 21st century?

“you will always be a nameless piece of crap floating at the bottom of that toilet.”
Yet another fantastic physics lesson from the alt-right.

No one sits next to him: He buys rows 9-11, sits in row 10 and farts the entire trip.

Barry, I sent you that e-mail in confidence.

- these writers during the Hulk Hogan lawsuit

I’m not a cord-cutter because I like watching live sports on a big TV, which in the case of ESPN is pretty much just the NBA playoffs this time of year, but damn if the ads aren’t so incredibly repetitive and annoying that I’ve ended up just muting every commercial break. Smarmy Chevy guy and his JD Power awards,…