Gotta make sure your wing man is loose, amirite?

Someone just lost his visitation rights.

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

The Patriots have a much more advanced metric: if he doesn’t immediately pop back up to bitch to the refs about being touched, the sideline neurologists know that something is terribly amiss.

No need to get upset. There are plenty of job options for Mikes out there.

That is a crazy coincidence that Golic’s son was able to be qualified enough to do the same job as his dad with almost no experience.   Sorry experienced broadcasters, get better genes.

Ah yes, Mike and Mike. The show where one Mike pretends to be dumb and the other Mike pretends to be smart. Good riddance.

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

The Colts believe they may have concussed Brady at some point during their game in 2015 and would like to know if they can hang a banner to that effect at Lucas Oil???

The NBA needs a version of RG3, and I hope we have our man. Preferably without the one good season.

Nooooo.........

I can see you’ve been to neither Minnesota, Alabama, or NYC.

Pants falling down and half ass shootin’ at the cops aint no way to go through life, son.

No, that’s a real thing. Drink twice for lying.

While a year’s supply of chicken nuggets is tempting (though I’m more of a tenders guy), I’d have done this for a year’s supply of Wendy’s Spicy Chicken. Best fast food sandwich ever made.

Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

Ray Lewis: “Way ahead of you!”

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

This is the insult I was looking for, thank you. And someone buy that kid a neck.

Bear #016 is creating a lot of problems for Bear #910 - or vise versa.