Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

A bunch of old-timers griping about a nonexistent threat feels more at home on Fox.

Let’s be fair, the word is hypocrisy, irony may beyond the grasp of an East Lansing townie-beater.

Time really flies when I forget tennis exists.

A lot of these non-Cavalier Eastern Conference teams are Cinderella stories, if Cinderella were ugly as hell and did not have a fairy godmother and basically toiled unceasingly doing menial jobs until developing black lung from cleaning out chimney residue.

The rider sure takes a long time to realize a lawsuit payout is going to be a lot more than whatever the race prize is.

Reminds me of that old Hedberg joke: This is what my friend said to me; he said “You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.” It’s like, “Dude. you gotta give me time to guess.”

Dunder-headed Deputy Given Opportunity To Spend Less Time In The Office After Illegally Stopping Michael Scott.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

This guy is only famous for filling a stocking with mustard and bankrupting Delaware.

Yes one thing I do as a Black person is “create situations” so that I can get money direct deposited into my SJW savings.

I mean, Curt was racist at every single Fenway appearance...

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

Why are we only allowed to be pissed off at shitty policing when they kill someone

He doesn’t come to the cafeteria and say:

• “Can we smoke in here?”

In West Philadelphia flying my drone

All of the anti-Russ people were so busy breathing out of their wide open mouths that they didn’t even notice how this is a hallmark of Harden’s game and it absolutely sucks the big, smelly ass.

Way to be much more informative than the actual article. I think most people already knew that they signified a line underground, but the color scheme is something most don’t.

Quin Snyder looks like the guy in a disaster flick who doesn’t understand why traffic isn’t moving and he needs to get to a meeting 5 minutes ago.