Perhaps he’s just trying to get fired

Yeah, but now he has to live in Alabama.

I certainly wasn’t anywhere near 5 Star level. My recruiting class level was more “snorting cocaine off the trunk of a Toyota Tercel in the parking lot outside of the strip club and hoping it belonged to a stripper.” Except it wasn’t even cocaine. It was Adderall.

And he gets to enjoy the weather. The guy coaching them inside doesn’t get to see the light of day

Even then, there are some that would be like, “just because he was lynched and is black, doesn’t mean he was lynched because he’s black. I don’t even see color so I didn’t realize it was a black man until you pointed it out”

I teach at a college in Massachusetts and had a kid write a paper that made the same claim. F. No citations.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

Another fine entry in Deadspin’s hard-hitting season-long series, White Sox Updates Nobody Wanted

“Its racism” - Kevin Bacon after tasting the bag of peanuts.

So, what the hell is LeBron wearing? It looks like he’s the press secretary for a rebel guerilla army.

The cross check is why it’s a major. Incidentally cross checking someone in the head is still a cross check with contact to the head, it’s a major penalty

Failure to cushion #87 in a loverly embrace, bracing him against possible contact as they both glide slowly to an almost sensual stop, 5 minutes

That house is scarier in the daytime.

I’m sure you recognize the idiocy apparent in your supposed zinger, namely, college players aren’t fucking paid.

Uh, Tim, with the national debt where it is, I’m pretty sure we’re willing to “O Canada” whatever we think we should.

Yeah, the mark of a hardcore (American) hockey fan is that you can sing “O Canada” in English and French

Fake a microphone outage? Yeah, probably.

Its insane, kind of like people going on anti-dog rants in the comments section of a fluff piece on a sports website. I’ll make sure to wipe my dogs ass from here on out.

But, why is his dog wearing a Seattle Mariners hat?

The dog’s named Muppet but it’s Lopez that sounds like goddamn Kermit the Frog.