LaVar later compared himself and Big Baller Brand to Uber

You know that thing Trump does, where he knows none of the details or particulars but tries to negotiate from a position of strength only to see it blow up in his face spectacularly?

Also good advice for spooky houses and trap filled temples.

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I love how the first guy tells us he’s 60+, as if there was any doubt whatsoever based on his politics.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

President of the Department of Looking Like Your Last Name

‘They’ say that the only thing sweeter than firing a man is getting to fire him again.

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

Holy shit that guy looks like Lloyd from entourage.

Schnatter considers health insurance for his employees reckless spending so fuck him!

Be nice if they had their first round draft pick. But then 8-8 seasons don’t come cheap.

Did we ever find out what happened to him? As far as I recall, there were just various reports that basically said “uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

Well I did nazi this coming, Cap’t.

Makes sense, who else but a petty cunt would vote for a petty cunt?

This man is a genius.

In Soviet Russia, phones teammate you in!

No, it’s ‘cause Loria makes the Traveling Secretary find hotels on Priceline.

For somebody who reminded us “I’m a man” he sure seems like a whiny little bitch.

Also the difference between a full-time professional photographer, and Kellyanne’s iPhone skills.