I promise he was just really looking forward to meet his favorite actress from Bridesmaids.

Rob Gronkowski Crashes White House Press Briefing

Not cool. A man has just died. You better Belichick yourself before you Beliwrick yourself.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

And covered it with shiplap

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

That fucking douchewaffle. He’s done nothing but attempt to destroy Milwaukee ever since he took office. Fucking assclown. He and the anus-faced POTUS deserve each other.

Fun fact: The Bucks best player is Greek.

+1 faxed to your landline

I just stuck a post it note of a star on the wall for you.

Solid humble brag. Reluctantly admitting success!

im the guy in the photo please take down the photo i do not want anyone to see my dress shorts and ruin future soiree surprises

I don’t think I like these apples at all.

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.

As a Milwaukeean and a Bucks fan, fuck this greasy little fish lipped has been. And combing your hair with buttered toast went out with ‘ol Ronnie, Scooter..

Good luck getting home from Toronto, Giannis and Thon!

A colostomy bag is filled with less shit than this spineless, craven halfwit

I’m upset cuz my fantasy team is now fucked, please leave your sympathy in the space below because you should care about this too

Saw this parked outside Nationals Stadium a couple years ago. Thought “Well that’s a weird name for a taxi company.”

There is incredible need for this. The general populous is so ignorant as to where there tax money goes it leads to bad policy. I was just talking to a friend this weekend and he was talking about the debt and how we need to get spending under control. I asked him what he would like to cut the military,…