Joke’s on you guys cause this doesn’t even crack my top 10 embarrassingly earnest moments.

It’s almost as hypocritical as the NFL fining players for wearing shoes promoting a charitable cause, and then hoping for good PR when they allow it for a week.

The real MVP.

Tough week for Melo. I certainly hope he can move on and find happiness somewhere else, on the express condition that it is not now nor ever will be my team.

Gotta admire Melo’s commitment to ISO ball. This is next level stuff.

You seem to be having a difficult time with your words.

Your argument implies this kind of fan violence would be acceptable/understandable if it occurred at clubs you’ve heard of before.

Holy shit.

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

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Chiquita Banana could get hit by an Dole delivery truck and there would be less low hanging fruit than this comment.

Hey! Another occasion to break out Bill Burr’s fantastic Philly rant!

best part of this is the pearl clutching in the stands

This is the best time of the year for hockey. Dudes sacrifice their bodies on the ice, I sacrifice my free time and liver. We all win.

That rule also states that if the injury is serious, which this clearly was as he was pouring blood out of his face, that the referee can stop play immediately.

Horseshoes > cornhole

Oh please. Paddle ball is significantly worse than getting hit by a car.

Maybe Eli phrased it like that to distinguish from the bicycle helmets he wears in day-to-day life.

It takes balls to announce this. When I left my job to become a TV guy, I spent the first year “looking for employment.”

That was the most eloquent, misspelled screed I’ve ever read. Good for him.