I’m totally re-creating this for my coed over-30 indoor game tonight

Dirty hit.

He thinks the oversized clown suits mean we can’t tell he’s the fattest President since Taft.

It’s actually a reference to Veep, but thanks for your feedback.

Jokes on you Samer, my favorite sport is failing upward while being really super-racist.

Even Hitler didn’t root for New York.

“You have to remember that you have New York, where you have a lot of Jews, against Washington, where you also have a lot of Jews. I’m not saying that the president is saying there are Jews on the Rangers, because Jews can’t play sports. But I am saying that the Jews, who live near the Madison Square Holocaust Center,…

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Frankly, it’s insulting you would imply the President has time to even consider issues not related to the murder of civilians or tasty desserts

Look, when you have a bunch of men, many of whom are domestic abusers, rapists or garden variety violent and ill-tempered lunatics, taking the field in the name of giving each other brain injuries 16+ weeks a year, you cannot risk sullying something so pure with an association with gambling. You just can’t.

but owner James Dolan has apparently followed through on his public promise to ride with the old triangle-humper.

Suzy Welch: Football.

Suzy Welch: Kissing

Hey thanks for that .gif I’m gonna go scoop out my eyeballs have a great day!

Ted Bundy: I crammed a can of hairspray up a nurses butt.

Meanwhile, Tebow continues to make great progress on figuring out which end of the bat to hold. Good job, Timmy!

Great now my screen is broken because I punched that gif in the face

Or if he can carry the Midwest, then he can offer all the uniformed speculative bullshit opinions he wants. And have the world’s largest military at his disposal.

Tucker and Zissou would like their treats deposited here, please