Come on, man. You can’t ruin such pristine name like that. What you should have posted:

Adult REM cycles are ~90 minutes, which matches up with the time between snaps in the average NFL game.

Great documentary on Netflix about this race . Don’t know what’s crazier the course/individual feat of finishing or the guy who runs the whole thing . It’s really well done

You mean to tell me that Curt Schilling hasn’t played for the Red Sox in a decade and they’re STILL having to fumigate the clubhouse because its infested with his horrible germs?

I remember when I was demoted to fourth string in soccer.

Great cum back to where jack it.  

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

He’s still and forever will be a P.O.S. for that spitting into the hole business.

I’m no golf fan. But I am a drunk who spends most Sundays hungover on the couch. And THAT was a fucking awesome round of golf. Congrats to Sergio and Justin Rose.

“Congrats” to the rat-faced bastard!

A little off topic but I’d pay a small sum to kick Jim Nantz right in the fuckin’ piss pump. I’m talking a steel toe’d Tom Dempsey style straight up the blvd.

Wow, a new species of rat that swims towards sinking ships.

I, too, hate your wide feet. Your wide, ugly, stupid feet.

“That’s the major problem with white boys. Wide feet. Can’t run.”

That’s nothing, imagine the celebration penalty he’ll get if he’s acquitted? (To be enforced on the kickoff of his next murder trial.)

The jury has a question for the Court. It reads as follows: “If we all agree that Hernandez would have played professional football for the last five seasons, then can we also agree that the Pats would’ve won each of the last five Super Bowls, name them as official champions retroactively, and declare Tommy’s the…

SAY CANADA, BITCH. SAY CANADA.

You go back and forth between whether this is a two or three country bid. Read over your articles before posting them. God knows you guys don’t have editors.

I’m confused as to whether Haisley knew, when he wrote this article, that Canada is also working with the US and Mexico, which raises the interesting possibility that he didn’t even read the text he block quoted.

Report: I am not happy about this infinite scrolling.