1. That Line-bloop would have been a DP for the shortstop so the pitcher didn’t need to bare-hand it which could have been an issue had he taken it off a finger and taken himself out of the game. That’s why the color-man says he doesn’t see it often. From day 1 pitchers are told if they can’t glove it, to trust their…

“Sell the team, Jim!” Hamersky shouted.

Yeah, but “Asshole calls asshole “asshole” after asshole calls asshole out on assholery” is an AWFUL headline, pronoun-wise.

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

No holler left unturnt...

Cut them some slack, things have been tough for Kentucky ever since serial killer Raylan Givens killed half its population in a six-season binge.

As a St. Louisan, I am embarrassed that our city didn’t step up and vote yes. This is the world we live in. You can rail all you want against public funding for private purposes like stadiums, but where’s the outcry against things like TIF? Public funding exists for private purposes in other ways, and for our city to…

Sounds like they voted the right way, just like how they play baseball.

I don’t think I could handle the best fans in soccer anyways.

“maraschino cherries (NICE)“

“a short, squat, caper jar with a normal-sized mouth”

I vote this is how we refer to Sean Spicer from now on. 

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

“If it makes you feel any better, Michele, it’s not that much warmer up here, hahaha!”

How in the world did he find a loose hat?

Just so we’re all clear:

Denver, Houston, enjoy your “I know it’s November, but do you think Romo could come in and learn the offense for a stretch?” sports radio calls.

This is really fantastic. Here’s something that isn’t fantastic—when the video ad in the middle of the story finally collapses, long after I’ve moved down the page, and jolts me to a different part of the page. I don’t like that very much. I like this offer letter a lot more.