I think the music in the video would be a good accompaniment to this.

This is the question that keeps me up at night. To some extent I feel that we’re better off with Trump because he and his squad are apparently too stupid to get anything big through? But he’s also very reckless. What pisses me off about Pence is that he was about to be out of office and then Trump fucking elevated his…

Probably, will know more after the game tonight

Truthfully, I know Obama is having a nice time but I secretly hope it’s like the time where he looks like he’s having fun while working behind the scenes to nail bin laden

Kill yourself to get it over with quickly.

Wow, Marchman couldn’t even come up with a clever handle for his burner.

Do you run a Poise dealership or something?

en español por favor.

Still sticking with that color rush mascot, though.

I was wondering why today, out of the blue, I started loving color rush jerseys and hoping every NFL team wore them for 16 games.

Pardon the Interruption, I had to go vomit after watching this horseshit

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

Its spring training for everybody. EVERYBODY.

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

I said explain it to me like I’m 5, not give me reading material for the afternoon.

Rent To Own: Lobster Meat (Me) In Temecula

Obama on vacation is still a better and more important leader than John fucking Kasich, and he’s 12th.

Catcher: Hey buddy, you know what time it is?

I’m glad that Rick Perry (BA in underwater basketweaving) found the time to step away from running the Department he called for the elimination of to highlight what he believes to be someone wrongfully being installed into a position of power.

Dwight Howard on his 18th Milky Way of the day: “No shit”