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Does Anker make flashlights now? Are they on sale today?

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

Turns out a post-hibernation bear and free agent Jay Cutler are indistinguishable.

i don’t think he really understands what “left for good” means. but that is a great bear. sad he lost his home, though.

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve rubbed on some stuff.

They shouldn’t ever announce it. Just tell 75 teams to go to certain arenas. Then half an hour before tip-off they tell them, “Okay Winthrop, you’ve got North Carolina. Fuck you.” And then after all the games have been started 7 teams get told “You didn’t make it. Go home, losers.” And the fans have to fill out their…

But if I don’t watch it, I’d be missing out on Barkley’s amazing ability to combine a complete lack of knowledge about NCAA basketball with his love of horrible takes.

I thought he said “tournament seeding is like rape - if you’re going to get screwed anyway, just lie back and enjoy it”. I could be misremembering that.

You’re God damn right.

Someone should leak the bracket and then someone else should provide the show with Trump’s taxes to fill their time.

they just call it food there, laura.

Your graph disproves your point that Trump jokes are “ruining” Deadspin, as the fall in traffic coincides with the presidential election. One might hypothesize that traffic was high during the election due to Trump jokes, and that once he was elected they stopped being so funny.

a lot to chew on here.

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

Jimmy doesn’t like misunderstandings. Jimmy and misunderstandings kinda clash.

I am just going to assume the Patriots cheated.

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

As a ten year veteran he’s actually starting to regress a little.