Everybody thinks this is a great move adding a personality like this to the disorder of the Giants offense, but I’d call it borderline.

Look, I only have enough schadenfreude to hate the public financing bill, or Bettman. You can’t provide us with an embarrassment of embarrassments like this. We need time to process.

“Thank god!”

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

There will be high dromedary in the next few weeks.

We’ll be here forever if we have to find Scot McCloughan by going through pictures of chubby, clearly-alcoholic Redskins fans

How can you say he’s not working in free agency? He’s very clearly having a private workout with Tom Brady, who is a very, VERY good boy.

I could read you describing memes all day long

“You got that?”

I’m with you, fatboy

You’re killin’ me, falls.

“These people have awful names.”

True, Schiano did unleash upon that team a pretty brutal staph.

“Well guys he’s unproven, but he’s not BROCK OSWEILER unproven.” - NFL executives making 6 to 7 figures a year for these insights

It’s almost like they were having a contest to see who could squeeze in the most uses of the word “con”.

Not the first train he’s been on with a bad destination.

It’s not the feet that was the problem, it was the snail trail she left behind.

I guess his Grandma is doing fine.

If that picture is anything to go by, the “Something weird” going on is their cheeks and chins growing three sizes that day. They look like they’ve been attacked by bees.