Yeah, I think the mud actually saved Lucas the embarrassment of missing a wide open goal.

Why should workers?

Well being a Lions fan is a giant fucking disappointment, so yeah kiss my ass Bob Quinn.

I don’t think that’s real fair because we have a lot of investigation that we want to do on him

TBH it was also pretty disappointing that Aaron Hernandez didn’t get to play in the super bowl this year.

Maybe Quinn is like my father and everything disappoints him.

The high turnover and volatility would be drastically reduced by these changes.

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.

Matt, please suck my ass.

Boys suck and therefore deserve special treatment, while girls should be punished to make the boys feel better about themselves. If there’s a more accurate depiction of how society operates than this, I have yet to hear it.

The Process is starting to look less like an Amway style pyramid scheme and more of a Heaven’s Gate type situation

Embiid is developing right on schedule. Like many rookies before him, he’s finding his comfort zone right after the all star break.

He might actually think that Family Matters is coming up next on ABC.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

“Around one in five Americans admit to having peed in a swimming pools at least once.”

I will always, always star a Sherman burns Atlanta joke. Forever.

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

I could see how a gay teammate would really both Stoudemire what with how they’re always hanging around the trainers room, monopolizing the MRI machines and making really hurtful comments about your choice of street clothes.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.