Depends. If you’ve been around long enough you’ve seen the photo of Deadspin with Colin Kaepernik. Please note Drew’s sweater around his waist.

“In Marvin’s case,’’ Polian said, “if he doesn’t make it next year there ought to be a Congressional investigations. He belongs in there.“I just can’t get my head around (Harrison not making it). Marvin has to be in there.’’

A solid diet of pettiness.

So I am putting in my best and putting in the work to lose the weight if that is the case; because it can’t be performance so I will do what I have to do to make the West Indies team.

Hey, I already wrote something about this moronic hag:

An island that can be had for only $1 million sounds like a busted ass island. Adidas can keep its dirty ocean rock.

People who die in movies don’t die in real life too?

You didn’t open the link, did you? That picture is the most surprising thing I’ve seen since November 8, 2016.

zen and the art of mediocre management

I will repeat this at my tea parties for the next 3 years.....Teddy Ruxpin and Mr potatohead will prob regurgitate it to their friends too and pass it off as their own anecdote, bastards

*Squints at card* Best Rebuilding Strategy goes to: The Process

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Is that where they escape that terrible song?

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

The commissioner thinks they spend too much time napping and just delcaring your intention to nap should be sufficient.

Come on Tim, if these two really loved America they would have respectfully stood in silence during the anthem with their hands on their hearts, then pulled out a gun and shot someone “in self defense”, then denied someone access to a bathroom appropriate to their gender, then refused a person access to the USA based…

“Wrong hole dummies”

Uck. Gagne with a spoon.

That’s a strong counterargument. Sadly, I’m pretty sure that’s from a commercial where he’s shilling for some sort of balm, powder, or cream.

Shaq’s a bully and a chump. He should stick to what he does best — making shitty commercials for cut-rate car insurance and ass powder.