“made just 8 million”

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

More like Sean DooALot, dontcha think? Dontcha?

Saw this come across my twitter and only immediately read, “Sean Dolittle: Refugees aren’t...”

I braced myself for impact but was pleasantly surprised/relieved when I scrolled further. Good for you for speaking up, Sean. Don’t let the mouthbreathers get you down.

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

Could be worse. They could be libertarians or god forbid, Republicans.

You misspelled “hot dog fingers.”

The cheating is certainly 3rd on the crazy list here, after running multiple miles and running a marathon watchdog blog.

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

To be fair, the situation turned into a total windfall for her now that she’s collecting unemployment.

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

I think the bouncer was telling them they weren’t wearing enough black and gold to enter.

All of that time you spent in med school really paid off doctor, 10/10.

I know, but I made an executive decision: Smallpox is funnier than acellular pertussis.

the Bears are done with Jay Cutler

Fuck sake, man, they have a Spaghetti Factory RIGHT DOWNTOWN!

I think Trump has a pretty strong password. Something like:

“I love the incredible insight and expert analysis you’ll always find on @ESPN_FirstTake with Skip, Stephen A. & Cari. Love you guys”