Nuggets analysis from a Denver fan that I know all of you will care about:

“Yank Scouser’s Lallana tattoo is both dumb and the dog’s bollocks.”

Could have had an all white look if they had made that deal with Informer instead.

The Brooklyn Nets: Infor an ass-whuppin’.

Info r! Ya’ no me Brooklyn team gonna clown

Donald Trump is pissed Tom Ley would even consider someone to be pettier than him, and is compiling a roundup of 78 of his tweets the media chose to ignore.

3.5 million seems like a lot to pay a baseball player if all he’s gonna do is catch touchdowns

Most people here are very familiar with the Tang Dynasty, assuming you’re talking about Fred Smoot’s sex boat excursions.

Without the space program, no one would have ever heard of the Tang Dynasty.

You brilliant, double-dipping bastard

Someone’s taking the photo...

*woof woof*

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Oooh, la-di-da Mr. or Ms. I Can Afford Ground Beef.

Barry Petchesky wonders how they shrink people so they fit in his TV.

Try the Two Decades of Beefaroni Diet and we’ll talk.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Im just glad those Boston fucks are out of my town.

I’m not getting paid for these.

“I’m a grown man” got me. Here.