This is the goods

Next week: Kansas players investigated for ricin poisoning to eliminate witnesses to their international PCP smuggling ring using blind orphaned Syrian children that are guided by GPS on stolen iPhones and beagles from underground puppy mills that fund revenge porn websites

OK, who’s the progressive president he’s riding Smart Biden shotgun to?

So, does Pop have any plans for, say, 2020? Asking for a country.

To me, the most troubling thing as a black person is that many people believe that equality means pulling blacks up (and other minorities) and dragging whites down. Until we can convince more folks that equality actually means equal, we’ll still be stuck in the same shit we’re in today.

Also, Pop has made me a Spurs fan simply because I like rooting for him. (And I grew up hating the Spurs.)

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

If you’re ever in Culver City and you can’t find a Starbucks

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Condescension isn’t a good look on a person who can’t be bothered to write correctly in what is presumably his native language.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘OUTNUMBERED!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a Darnell Brown, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I gotta build a lot of these things today.

So that’s all we need, folks! A vague anecdote from someone who is probably lying!

BREAKING: Management thinks spending money on labour is bad

Yes, that’s about as liberal as they come. And that’s the kind of thing that makes the left really not too fond of liberals. Kindly and promptly fuck all of the way off.

now now, poop_break, if you just make the same joke i did, but with less subtlety, people are gonna think we’re bangin’.

Steve Bannon is passionate about minority ownership, by which he means owning minorities

Hahahaha!! Fuck every single one of these guys.

Raiders owner Mark Davis has until March to get this mess figured out, otherwise it’s unlikely he will receive the 24 votes from his fellow owners needed to approve his team’s move to Las Vegas.

The Christopher Chronicles of 2015:

Thank you, I’ll make sure to apply your tips to the EMPTY SPACE IN MY LIVING ROOM