I remain confident in my decision to commit only to Artic Terns.

I like how this had to be spliced together with multiple takes. I wonder how many times it took to reach the right level of lack of enthusiasm...

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

There are about 50 people who live in Montauk during hockey season. Which is 100 miles from the Coliseum. Thats not a strong take.

He also alleged that Barkley can’t walk away from the TV job for...some reason (probably unrelated to gambling losses): “I know he wanted to retire a long time ago, but he can’t...He’s stuck up on that stage every week.”

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?

No one gives a shit what you want to read or where you’re going.

The Ravens are curious about this “fence” technology that keeps Tomlin off the field and would like to hear more.

Truth, and to share a common thought I’ve been seeing on Twitter and other blogs:

Really call them. On the phone.

Hah! That’s fantastic.

“Why don’t ya’ll do something productive on yer weekend like clean your trophy cases or slap your stepson till he stops tellin’ everybody he doesn’t want to play baseball?”

York: Tell me John, what most interests you in a job with the 49ers?

Wouldn’t it just be easier to make it look like an electrical fire?

Meh. I’m usually not a fan, but I kind of dig this. Standing up for the young dudes. I thought Wade’s comments were much, much worse than this, and I’m glad he got called out for it. Dude barely ever plays defense anymore, and doesnt seem to be making much of an effort to be a mentor, and then blasts all of his…

This was also the latin motto of my university.

RONDO: I’m a great teammate. I never would go to the media about my teammates.

You would think that “Mexicans” would make a pretty good punchline, if we didn’t live in a post 11/9 world

James: I’m drawing a line, Dan, it has to go up.
Gilbert: What?
James: Just a hair.
Gilbert: Wouldn’t you want it to come down? Remember what people said a few years ago?
James: Why would I want a payroll to come down?
Gilbert: Oh, I thought we were talking about something else.
James: What?
Gilbert: You said you were…