“We’re all just gonna admire this brick here for a second.”

I’m guessing this went over better than the mid-game rice bucket challenge.

“FOUL!”

But WHO OWN DA CHIEFS

and doing lots of crack

I wonder what Larry Miller’s other widows think about this?

There’s nothing remotely fair or legitimate about the Director of the FBI intentionally manipulating public opinion of one candidate days before an election through targeted, misleading, selective public statements that heavily imply wrongdoing and criminality, while steadfastly insisting nothing about the much more…

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

I just Starwooded your comment.

DeShaun Watson, Jr. ?

Tomsula: Guess I’ll have to start looking for a new place to stay out there. Hey, do you know if there are any Redskins living near the stadium that might have a tent I could borrow?

Feel better now that you’ve got that off your chest, tiger?

I had eight years watching Obama’s ceaseless grace and class. One more example wasn’t necessary to prove the point.

Trump’s an ass. I get more pissed off every time Wolf Blitzer has that clown on his show, if people would stop giving him attention, he might go away, but honestly we’re probably not that lucky.

Turns out, having a head “on a swivel” is really fucked up and not at all how bones should work.

Good luck drying out your turds.

You lost me at “good at your job.”

Goodell: Mark, I gotta be honest. The NFL will not permit this.
Davis: Oh, really? Maybe some “Green” will change your mind.
Goodell: Are...Those lettuce cups?
Davis: Ooohhh yeah. But it’s not the lettuce that should interest you. It’s whats...inside.
Goodell: Shredded chicken?
Davis: *Whispers* It’s delicious.
Goodell:…