No, they just wouldn’t like you because of your thin skin and your spelling.

“We want people who with an intolerance for hype and bullshit.”

Terrible grammar? Not a concern!

“Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free ‘Save the Tiger’ poster.”

Your apartment might be cheap, but it’s still in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Headline and first part of article: Rex Ryan is too human to be an NFL head coach.

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

My lacrosse team must’ve been an outlier. None of us had odd first names. In fact, in what must be a statistical oddity, my entire team consisted of only two first names. Every single one of us on the team was named either Dude or Bro.

“WHO CARES! We have laws to protect workers now! The union is TOTALLY WORTHLESS!” I hear people say. But what unions do provide is a significant lobbying power in Washington and state governments. If you take away the unions, there is no organized power counterbalance with corporate interests.

Right? Why can’t the guy (or gal) who gets the most votes simply be the one selected? Why must it be more complicated than that?

Stillbournemouth should not have taken the tweet of a child so personally

i knew nothing about Clay Helton and was rooting for him and his squad to rip Child Bugger University a new one...then he had to go full Dabo and ‘glory to god’ bull shit were his 1st words to Sam Ponder after the game. i now wish him to go full Sark and get Kiffin’d in Pullman after a 98-0 loss to the Cougs.

So incredibly tone-deaf, I respect it

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

Melo: “jab and get me off you”

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

Least emotionally damaging thing to happen to those kids

The ninja-like attempts of the two Twits at deflecting the blame is pretty astounding.

...at least?

I read this article and came away thinking that there was a Sun Bowl and an El Paso Bowl.