First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

Of all of the things Simmons doesn’t get, the fact that most people don’t give a special fuck about the Celtics seems to be particularly hard to grasp.

This is why I don’t have a family.

He continued, “Not GRAMMATICALLY accurate, mind you. But an accurate assessment nonetheless.”

As a student there... I know exactly what you mean.

...and he’s been working overtime, cranking out dank offenses for Nick Saban the past three years.

I just learned that FAU’s mascot is an owl named Owlsley the owl. This is going to be great.

The Kenny Rodgers Roasters sign speaks.

No. Fuck you.

THE SWAMP WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

We’re talking about people who feel like now that Trump has been elected it’s legal to say Merry Christmas again.

Trump has been sued for violating the fair housing act, cheated several cities and even several countries out of millions in property taxes (sometimes after his property renovations caused hundreds of thousands dollars worth of damages to the surrounding areas) bragged about his propensity to sexually assault any…

It’s been months of hate and weeks since he won I think it’s time for the deadspin writers to let it all go

What an agonizing moment for the dude-pleasing Cool Girls in the crowd. “Am I supposed to cheer?” “Should I boo?” “Should I make no noise?” Those women are complicit in the GOP’s misogyny—you’d think Donald would go easier on them!!! Poor doves.

Sort of, if you look just under the girl’s nostril, you can see that last remnants of it.

WHOA. Magary recycling content for clicks? Is this GLORY BOY behavior? Is Margary now a haughty dipshit?

So, the Panthers weren’t even playing and Cam still gets blamed?

and white wine, amiright.

Same - in highschool. Then I polished off the last 2 seasons of The Hills after we broke up. What?